running a dev build in prod

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

Me I love having my silly little turns of phrase. I don't shy away from them I embrace them. Texted someone at work and said, "Time has afforded me some clarity," and you know what almost all the time these comments do in fact pass unremarked. They know what I meant. No one give a shit if you talk weird

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter