along the highway, where unlucky stray dogs bleed

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

shane’s so fucking brave, man. where the fuck would they be if shane weren’t so full of courage

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

no one deserves to get railed within an inch of their life more than shane hollander…

he thought he was doomed he thought it was over and then that 6.5 inch 9 incher saved him

fool…you brought an Ought to an Is-fight