now is the time of raisins

i think my problem might be that i learned what a joke was from statements marked "joke" in math textbooks

I need augmented reality vision so bad, like yes i would like to have useful details about the world around me projected onto my retinas, tell me more!

dangerous thing about getting a job doing your hobby/recreational activity is that sometimes you have something you're supposed to be getting on with and a second shiny problem you would like to think about as well. prioritising imposes non-trivial mental overhead and may reduce output.

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me

Do you want to watch your favorite movie at my house and then watch my favorite movie at yours? Do you want to take photographs of each other and then draw the photographs and then describe the drawings? Do you want to put on the same perfume and then get really sweaty and compare smells? Do you want to pass a mouthful of water back and forth as many times as possible?

i know! i’ll get a tattoo of my air humidifier with a heart around it

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW