now is the time of raisins

i think my problem might be that i learned what a joke was from statements marked "joke" in math textbooks

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

girl. are you a manatee? because you're the only man I tee ❤

mathematicians are kind of like if wizards didnt do anything

I should be allowed on the roof of every building and on the inside of every elevator room. I should be permitted in every cellar and every vault. I should have license over all the data in all the data-stores. It is my birthright

This feeling has gotten so much worse since the whole Project Glasswing affair

A catboy is a type of heated blanket that is inconvenient to use

Me reading a recipe that in no way requires crispy chili oil: the crispy chili oil is implied

going into the forest to play experimental industrial music at the lyrebirds so they learn how to make those sorts of noises and then showing the lyrebird noises to experimental industrial musicians so they learn how to mimic lyrebird mimicking them and then showing that to the lyrebirds and so on because well basically why not