Thas the fastest snatch ever

I’ve seen this post before so many time but never before with that last addition. The added context definitely changes things

next years mood is love, same as always

I know this is a joke post but technically speaking as an infant boobs on my mouth provided sustenance (basic needs) and bonded me with my mother (psychological needs) and as an adult I'd say boobs in my mouth constitute an aspect of self fulfillment needs so...

This is Margaret when she opens that email

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

these 20’s really aint roaring man

petition to change all of academia’s “et al” to “& besties”

bad idea. do you have any idea how much i resent some of my co-authors? bad idea, bud.

#& besties for co authors i like#et al for ones i resent

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

I guess you can say that 3 year old was “spot on”

this post has nothing to do with my blog but I love this so much and I had to share

I could see it being called Leopard Bread, too. But Giraffe is even better.

This is utterly adorable

Frankly, the fact that he recognized her age was an important identifying factor to her, and responded in kind, tells me he’s going to be a GREAT teacher.

a truly enjoyable part of the tumblr experience is not being a supernatural fan and trying to decipher the spn post-finale fandom drama that stirs up every week or so like an immersive horror puzzle game

Some of you need to realize that a woman doing something kind for a male partner is not always a sign of her own oppression wtf

Some of you are falling for the radfem rhetoric that because the patriarchy exists no individual man could be a decent human being or deserving of kindness

The same way that housewives who CHOOSE to be housewives while their husbands work DO exist and are NOT traitors or opppressed

It's also a form of misogyny to devalue what is seen as traditionally feminine work — the raising of kids, housework, cooking, etc. Any feminism that places value only on women occupying typically masculine roles — having careers, etc — is actually just perpetuating this misogynist tradition While it's important to give women options, it's also important to remember that there's a reason why we look down on this kind of typical "woman's work", and it's not (just) because we're afraid of oppression — it's because patriarchy has devalued and minimised it to the point of poisoning it in our minds. We don't see it as important, and yet it is one of the most important roles you will ever perform. And its one that should be enthusiastically performed regardless of gender. Otherwise all we're going to do is raise children who will perpetuate these patriarchal ideas

#anyways eccleston is such an underrated doctor#his acting in this scene alone should won him at least 10 emmy’s or whatever#i haven’t rewatched his season for more then 5 years now#but i still remember to this day his voice when he said ‘cause they begged’#it gave me so much shivers (via @julibernardo)