My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

i was funny once but it was an accident

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

Aww

this seat is taken

Pretend that one butt cheek is the kick and the other is the snare. You flex each in time with the music. That’s how you begin to understand rhythm. 

You’re supposed to get down on one knee when you propose to somebody so you can see up their nose and decide if you truly want to spend the rest of your life with somebody who can’t even keep the inside of their head holes clean. 

girls don’t like boys girls like space travel and natalie dormer 

#best four seconds of my life tbh

One of the best lines from this show.