second letter from St. Julien

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

LOOK BUDDY. I can do a lava moat. I can do a moat composed entirely of boiling acid. With certain provisions for the animal welfare act, I can even do a piranha infested moat! But I cannot. provide. all three services simultaneously in the same godsdamned moat. You call any contractor in this industry they will tell you the same!!!!!!!

What if it was three concentric moats?

oh that, sure, heck we can have that installed by tuesday

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

thinking of her (the strawberry squid) 🥺🥰😵💫🍓

oh good my marshmallows are done

Image description: four gigs of computer keys being melted off. The plastic reacts to the heat very similarly to roasting marshmallows.

what the fuck keyboard has an F19 key

Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying