Embrace the crease and have the courage to sag

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

guys we’ve gotta get back into collaging

everyone collage with me

cuts you up and glues you to a piece of paper

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

her ball

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

the first time shane lays a fertilized egg he carefully incubates it for the entire off season and proudly hatches a hockey puck

I feel like tumblr is giving me a skewed impression of what Heated Rivalry is about

what do u mean

mathematics is a sort of goo/ooze secreted by the human mind when it rubs against the universe