embrace the void and have the courage to exist

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

It's called a deadline because it's the line that if you dondidnt do it in time they kill you to dead

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

the 3 rules of enjoying Any fandom are 1. follow everyone who you find funny 2. block everyone who you find annoying 3. when you like someone's art tell them

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life

Gay broke sober king 🤴

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions