embrace the void and have the courage to exist

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

*gently takes your face in my hands* hey. remember that fandom is for fun. if you're not having fun it is ok to step back. if you're intentionally making it unfun for others it is ok to step back. none of this is real. go sit in the sun and smell a flower. i love you.

let’s all be grown women together❤️

let’s all get old and have wrinkles and sun damage and facial hair ❤️

every time a trans man who does not want to be called a twink gets called a twink I will personally go out into the world and rend 1 parked car to shreds with my teeth. cut it out

walk with me for a moment. let's think for a sec. I'm not upset but I do want people to understand. do you think assigning a label associated with feminine features, hairlessness, skinniness/lack of muscle tone, and high pitched voices is something that most trans men would feel comfortable being associated with? why or why not?

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

dan clinging to his emo personality even after evidently becoming way happier is so funny to me. like 'rare photo where dan is smiling', you're literally smiling and laughing in every single podcast bc life is good now wdym

Actually I think Dan and Phil getting to finally make sex jokes is very good for this political climate. We don’t have enough healthy gay relationship icons in media candidly making sex jokes that they are serious about that get people to understand “hey these are two normal adults in a normal consenting relationship that actively have normal sex and can joke about it and not some fictional taboo thing from everyone’s fantasies.”