welcome to my twisted grart

Is there any better feeling than stumbling upon a character that sucks in the Exact ways you need them to at this point in your life

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

man why is any other cola in the world fine but it feels like pepsi goes directly to your colon and starts digging

straight up they carbonate pepsi with the souls of car crash victims

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

one musruum..

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.