i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

im going to explode in the kiln

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

we are goig to GET you

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

it straight up smells like spiders in here

if i keep smoking while i have this cold then my sore throat has to stop hurting at some point

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it will probaply get better if you smoke even more

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

Owen wrote Una's fake biography not knowing that his own words will directly cause the sick cycle of him getting ripped away from his people and growing up indoctrinated, which leads to him writing Una's fake biography not knowing that his own words will directly cause the sick cycle of him getting ripped away from his people and growing up indoctrinated, which leads to him writing Una's fake biography...

"Society as we know it is at risk" yay wahoo yipee hip hip hooray!

Not doubting the study itself but when the heck in Finding Nemo did somebody use torture?

That scene where Marlin pushes a crab out of the water threatening to have him be eaten by the gulls if he doesn't tell them the info they need