"Society as we know it is at risk" yay wahoo yipee hip hip hooray!

Not doubting the study itself but when the heck in Finding Nemo did somebody use torture?

That scene where Marlin pushes a crab out of the water threatening to have him be eaten by the gulls if he doesn't tell them the info they need

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

being late getting into a piece of media or joining a ‘dead’ fandom is not that bad actually cause even if it seems like the party is over there will always be people still celebrating and the decoration is still up and there’s a piece of cake reserved especially for you in the fridge you just have to come and enjoy it.

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

We don’t have any proof that dinosaur bones aren’t from the future. Pretty obvious that they’re planted backwards in time by the 2905 Communist Necromantic Union. Basically one day they will start moving

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

Tumblr should be making way more of a fuss about Operation Bounce House. The anti-imperialist core and the Palestine parallels go hard. Dungeon Crawler Carl is already pretty anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist but I feel like this book takes it to the next level.

@pastelroyce

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble