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i saw the fucked upest Alive tree ive ever seen hold on let me see if i can draw it

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Next Mars rover should be called the Wet Ass Pussy

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

"Mario Mario" is an anachronism. He and his brother were only ever referred to by mononyms in their lifetime, like most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom at the time - multi-part names were typically reserved for members of the Toadstool dynasty, and even these were more like titles or Roman cognomina than what we would call a surname today. His putative ennoblement as founder of the "House of Mario" came centuries later as the collapsing feudal order sought additional sources of legitimacy

#mushroom kingdom folklore says that he sleeps beneath a warp pipe to arise in the time of the kingdom's greatest need #he's definitely shown up a few times but it's hard to tell if he has risen from the dead or is just in the middle of some time travel shit #historians hate him.

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

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