Be gay, do crimes.

"they should be in a healthy relationship with good communication" they should be obsessive freaks who stalk each other and have zero boundaries

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

are you hoes on lol mode yet ?

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

Like we have commodified human connection to a degree where if you go beyond smalltalk you're oversharing and if you talk too deeply about your life you're traumadumping and if you get visibly upset you're manipulative and if you care too much you're codependent and if you want to talk about anything heavy you're expected to go hire a therapist because your friends shouldn't have to deal with that stuff and yet we're all sitting around wondering why so many people are lonely...

mildly annoying (understatement) how people are so afraid of cancellation by bullies that they then decide to align themselves with the bullies

if i’m being honest here then i gotta say i think yall just need to read better books