destiny and doom

whoever decided to give me a human form, i hope u lost your job. i was supposed to be a little goblin living in a tiny house in the woods

Look. It's not that Arthur is dumb, or bad with people. It's just that Merlin has a world-class streak of nat 20s on deception, and Arthur has never rolled higher than a 4 on an insight check in his entire life.

i’m so glad i logged on for goncharov day. i was offline for like 18 hours on plinko horse blorbo weekend and it was like going on vacation and then coming home to a foreign country. all these posts are saying “lol the twitter users must be so confused!” as if that is not also true of anyone who forgot to charge their phone last night. i love it here.

oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?

Jaskier, a completely ordinary human person who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life and Roach, a completely ordinary brown horse who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life just look back and forth at each other like “bitch, I won’t bring it up if you don’t” and that’s the end of it.

i cant stress enough that venom 2 does not have to be good. it simply must contain at least two hours of tom hardy in a hoodie acting like a neurotic little chihuahua

the original crows trio is amazing because jesper is so excitable and bubbly and inej has more heart than all of ketterdam put together and yet both of them have chosen as their favourite person a mean little guy with the temperament of a wet cat

We the jury find the villain hot

i am too soft for this world but I’m only saying that because it hurts my hand to open water bottles

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were