i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

And house listings

hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

Sometimes I need a cigarette, not because I smoke, but like as a literary device.

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to tell anyone anything

nothing will save you like a moment of shared amusement with strangers on public transport

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear