The Last Man on Tumblr.

i don’t know why everyone hates that one bill nye episode

“only god can judge me” said i, while i sent my 4th dick pic of the day to another 15 year old 

God: <b> YO NIGGA KNOCK THAT OFF <b>

destroy tech nerds

They are learning

Today we will eat at Overthrowing Democratically Elected Governments

Normalizing the surveillance state through dogs and memes

this is so ugly and sad and embarrassing.

me, a gamer, crying in the bar after my girlfriend dumped me: i’ve never been nerfed so hard before

me, crying while holding my newborn child in my arms: dlc

I still wanna know where this is from, for reasons of course.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

what did yall get for christmas 

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

Thats weird bc i’ve gone down on a girl while watching steven universe

that’s another thing. people just lie on this post constantly

What goes thru a girls mind wen she get her toes suct

“this fool dont even kno i ran barefoot thru the driveway to catch the ups man but he still succin 😏😏😏”

Adds flavoring 👅🤤 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is fuckinn terrifying.