mood.

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

ok i HAVE to be optimistic and assume this is a pond with too much duckweed scenario and not a cane frog/cane beetle sitch

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

i HAAAAATE self-sacrifice as a redemptive action. you didnt redeem shit!!! you just died!!!

t-shirt that says DONT SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR ME! I WILL KILL YOU!

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw