words, words, words

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

loveeee characters who think they're likable but not lovable. characters who know they have surface-level admirable or alluring traits and so make sure to highlight those traits so that nobody looks closer to see what's underneath. characters who know they're hot or clever or cool and use that as a suit of armor so that no one ever gets close to them, because when they strip bare and show their vulnerability they're not any of those things, which means they have nothing left to make up for who they inherently are

There is not even time for a quick jerk off

assert dominance over the IT department by having problems they've never heard of

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

there are two wolves inside me. one wants to write and the other wants to nap. they’re both in a cage called My Job.