Moonside

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

I will always re-blog this. The story of Kitty Genovese’s murder has gone down in history as a story about everyone watching it happen and doing nothing and none of the story is true.

I was in southern Ontario during great eastern North America blackout of 2003. Every movie I've ever seen would have imagined an orgy of looting and senseless violence. Instead, i remember people forming orderly lines, communicating what information was available, being helpful to one another.

Helping is such a strong instinct in humans that we have to train people to not run into enclosed spaces with a person unconcious in them or near overturned chemical trucks because there might be a gas leak or other invisible hazards and they'd probably die too. People have died jumping into water that was electrified because someone already in it was drowning and they didn't think twice. Humans are hardwired to just help, so much so we hardly ever consider that there might be something there that could hurt us too, and tbh I think that's something we can all be proud of.

“qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” is gonna stay with me for a minute.

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

a bit late to order now, but just to re-up these

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

i love my friends very very much

having friends who named themselves after a type of animal is great because you can text them really dweeby-looking photos of the animal like "it's you"

"lol why do all nonbinary people have names like Sock" so their friends will send them ridiculous socks, obviously. keep up

accidentally implied a sock is an animal. c'est la vie

Would you be ok with ur icon protecting you in a fight?

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

i'm fucking sick and watching this almost killed me. i felt my throat closing. Almost met god over that fucking dog launching itself down stairs