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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

this is a hammer in my pocket actually But i am always happy to see you

Like this post if you’re #sick off candy!

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

World Heritage Post

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

not the. not the right image

i dont think this is a post that needs reblogging actually. if you ask me

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

what da.

the real serial killer was the senator Texas elected all along

If you ever feel sad just remember this: Charlie Kirk got shot through the neck and died on camera lmao