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THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

Images 6 and 7: various stones laid next to each other, in shades of blue and green.

Image 8: screenshot of the post showing all the images above are variations of the same gradient that this website displays when it has not yet loaded an image.

So the other night I was deep throating your dad. He had my tied up under his desk and I was doing my best not to choke on his cock. He's pretty well endowed, you should be proud.

Anyways, like three minutes in, he just starts complaining about you, and it's really, really ruining the mood. He's all like "My shitty kid has the media literacy of dead squirrel" and "I don't know why but my shitty kid is all in on thought crime" and "My dumbass child can't differentiate fictional characters from reality and minimizes the trauma of real victims of CSAM for internet points."

Like it's getting so annoying, even your mom from her chair in the corner goes "Honey, please stop it -- Trae definitely doesn't want to hear this and it's a major turn off." Well, let me tell you, your mom wasn't wrong. Anyways, your dad doesn't stop, so I tapped out. Your mom untied me, and apologized to me for your dad being so rude. He kept ranting about what a shithead you are though, so she walked me back to my truck and apologized again. Like her exact words were "Sorry my kid is so shitty that it ruined our Thursday night. Just a real disappointment all around."

I shrugged and drove home.

None of this cheerleader stuff for soccer, oh no sireee, I mean, no disrespect to cheerleaders who put a LOT of work and effort into their performances, but somehow "Rah-Rah! We're the best" from peppily gymnastic young things can't quite match the sheer power of entire stadiums of grown up fans yelling at the top of their lungs things like....

It's unclear if this one originated with the English of Scottish games (spelling of "old" as "auld" notwithstanding), but either way, well done.

And it's striking home too! :D

Like, this is probably where "place, japan" would infect some people reading this, but you must realize real people live under these standards. Real people expect deep social consequences to a delay the approximate length of booting up Photoshop.