They Hung The Moon

Peter: What? What are you even talking about

Wade: *Gestures around the table to all of Peter's best friends* Harry's your ex, MJ's your ex, Gwen's your ex, Johnny's your ex—

Peter: That's...not on purpose. It just happens to work out that way sometimes

Wade: Baby boy I haven't met a single friend of yours I'm sure you haven't hooked up with. I was even catching vibes on that hot villain chick

Peter: Black Cat is—nevermind. Listen, I'm a busy man. I don't have time to date people and maintain friendships

MJ: You did not just sum our relationship to killing two birds with one stone.

Peter: Uh...

Wade: So if all your best friends turn into your exes does that mean we should just get married so we don't jinx it with this whole platonic business

Peter: Wade, no. We're just friends

Johnny: He said that exact same thing to me once when I had his dick in my mouth so I wouldn't put much faith in it

This is based on the idea that for both Dwarves and Elves, braiding has a special meaning, and it is something shared between those who love and trust each other.

I imagine they got married soon after the war. Later, Legolas moved to Ithilien and Gimli to Aglarond, but they found ways to get together. This is when they got a chance to reunite and braided each other’s hair.

And I just

Have this FEELING that Tony would absolutely actually go to these,like he gets one of these invites and is just like, "Hey, FRI, put this on schedule" and just shows up at one of wedding like "What? I was invited." While all the guests are just staring at him

here’s to your legacy and the rest of your life.

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