micah's silly rants

I don't remember my dreams tears run down my face. I don't remember my dreams tears run down my face.

puki are you okay

Clearly I am

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

please explain how this is four words and not 13

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

i like how it’s 18 and not 13

Holy shit. Holy smokes. We are all giant idiots.

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons

I would name my child grub grub and he would be a freak

I would name my child grub grub and he would be a freak

True!

Who the fuck are you???

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

You can block anons Pukicho

No no. Freedom of press.

Do you think people in the past realized that their shit was old as fuck?

They probably looked at the wagon wheel and thought to themselves "yeah this is pretty bad"

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

Hideo Kojima needs to stop naming people words so I can make my quips in peace

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.