Shoulda Woulda Coulda

She was hiding in there to avoid a too many players on ice penalty.

FUCK YEAH PLANTARCHY

Considering how slow cacti tend to grow, that's especially amazing? Lke, that guy survived for YEARS on minimal light before reaching the top of that pole! An inspiration to us all!

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

I recently mentioned to someone that my favorite forward is kadirova and they responded “what about hilary knight?” and it’s just kinda like asking why someone’s favorite bible character isn’t jesus. like yeah we all love jesus from the bible obviously but i think some stories are better even if not as iconic

…I can’t think how it took me so long to run across this. I feel privileged to have been found by it. 😄