Natty

After rereading HR for the hundredth time, I’m finally listening to Game Changer (again, I have a free Audible sub from my sister so might as well use it). I’m only on chapter 3, but the funniest thing so far is that there’s been no actual sex yet. Shane and Ilya are fucking like rabbits in their epilogue, but poor Scott and Kip are just in la la smoothie land, pining away. It so far does feel like a more realistic progression of a relationship, but it makes the absolute fuck-fest that Shane and Ilya have going on WAY funnier by comparison.

NEVERMIND CHAPTER 5 - guys PLEASE I’m at work! You couldn’t keep pining innocently for a few more chapters until I get off of work?!

no bc ilya rozanov is going through it in the long game and god gives him luca haas and here is a boy and he looks up to you and he is nothing like you and he is so easy to love and then god gives him troy barrett and here is a boy and he looks up to you and he is so much like you and he is so easy to love too and what the fuck is ilya supposed to do about that?

Ilya tied to the bed but it's because he doesn't want to put sunscreen on before going to the beach.

*dissociating at work* Ilya rozanov deserves to be babied and worshipped and its a really good thing he found a freak like shane hollander bc he does that shit unprompted

Post-outing and post- honeymoon pre-season Hollanov step out and are photographed for the first time in Ottawa featuring Shane— white t-shirt pre-season muscles bulging gray sweatpants dick outline healthy yes he's wearing his reeboks Mom and Ilya— decked out in TIGht Adidas track pants with the snaps black tank top clinging to that waist with Anya on a bedazzled leash— YES they're holding hands rings glinting in the golden hour YES they have their dog at this outside restaurant seating YES they're going to win this season YES Shane will have dessert and will give the first bite to his husband YES they're dropping a black card in the bill YES they're kissing each other's hands at the table and in a way it's kind of like Diana in her revenge dress except their best revenge is just living their best fucking life TOGETHER

I know that when Ilya finally finds out that Shane had put on a suit before their first hook up he's gonna be insufferable about it he'll be like "Shane, kotenok, it's time to suit up we're gonna have sex"

btw the phrase "submissive and breedable" was only coined in 2021 and you just know it hit the Hollander-Rozanov household like a 20 megaton nuke

Every time I see a gifset of the stairwell kiss I'm like oh surely this has been slowed down. It hasn't! He is genuinely lingering like that. Do you do that with all your hookups Ilya. Jesus fucking Christ genuinely are you okay. Is the We Meet Up We Fuck Is Simple in the FUCKING ROOM WITH US. what are you DOING man.

hudson’s out here just big as hell and for what?? bottoming on tv???