Gay lover

His place is under a rimchair

Twinky toilet boy swallows shit and is fed cum.

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

2. whats your “type”

3. do you want kids?

4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

8. opinion on nap dates?

9. opinion on brown eyes?

10. dog gay or cat gay?

11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?

12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone

13. what is a misconception you had about lgb people before you realized you were one?

14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?

16. who is an ex you regret?

17. night club gay or cafe gay?

18. who is one person you would “go straight” for

19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?

20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)

21. favourite gay youtuber

22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?

23. have you ever been in love?

24. have you ever been heartbroken?

25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone

26. favourite lgb musician/band

27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays

28. are you out? if so how did you come out

29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have 

1.If you have to pee already don’t use the bathroom. If you don’t have to go that’s fine, you are lucky. • 2.Drink three tall glasses of water. If you have small glasses then do four glasses. • 3.Wait 30 minutes. • 4.Push on your bladder for 30 seconds. • 5.Drink two tall glasses of soda or drink three short glasses of soda. • 6.Do 25 curl-ups. • 7.Wait 10 minutes. • 8.Sit on the toilet fully clothed.(Try not to pee) • 9.Do 50 jumping jacks. It doesn’t have to be all at once but you can’t move on until you do 50. • 10.Lay on your stomach and rock your hips back and forth for 60 seconds. • 11.Push on your bladder for 45 seconds. • 12.Drink two medium sized cups of coffee. • 13. Wait 20 minutes. • 14. Sit down on a chair and cross your legs then bend forward for 60 seconds. • 15. Stay seated and relax all of your muscles for 15 seconds. • 16. Take off your pants/skirt and sit on the toilet for five minutes without peeing (keep your underwear on) • 17. Do 25 jumping jacks. • 18. Do 50 curl-ups or sit-ups. • 19. Drink five tall glasses of water or eight small ones. (It doesn’t have to be all at once but you can’t move on until you do) • 20. Wait 15 minutes. • 21.You can do it! You are almost there!! • 22.Listen to videos of waterfalls/rivers for at least 5 minutes. • 23. Turn on the sink and listen to it for 5 minutes. • 24. Push on your bladder for 60 seconds. • 25. Close your eyes and relax for 30 seconds. • 26. Drink four medium sized glasses of water. • 27. Only one more task you can do it!! • 28. If you have completed all tasks then just wait 5 minutes. If you missed one or didnt complete a task you have to wait an hour. • 29. Go to the bathroom. • 30.(Optional) Explain your experience and rate it 1-10. Did you pee on yourself? If so on which task. Did you go to the bathroom or are you going to challenge yourself and hold it longer?

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

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But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.