are you gonna stake me before the sun goes down or do i have to do fucking everything by myself around here

you guys. what are we doing with our lifes

they should invent a sunday that doesn’t have this sinking feeling

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

if yo nipples brown have a good day 🕊

more characters should be 30+ years old

CHIVALROUS AND SINGLE KNIGHTS IN YOUR FIEF WANT TO PLEDGE THEIR FEALTY TO YOU‼️ CLICK HERE NOW‼️‼️

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

Get High And Notice Basslines

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal