Love Me Dead

muse a is a fugitive on the run but continues to keep in contact with Muse b.

muse a and muse b are from rival mob families (romeo and juliet without the death).

muse a is the employee of muse b’s parent and they’ve secretly begun dating.

muse a is a mechanic and muse b’s car has broken down in their little town.

muses have dated a long time, one finds out the other has a huge secret.

muse a is single and expecting a baby, muse b is a friend/collegue who wants to help.

muse a is a seasoned college professor, muse b is a new professor at the college.

muse a is a boxer and muse b is an emergency room nurse who treats them a lot.

muse a is a infamous criminal and muse b is a FBI agent. muse a has been helping muse b take out their competition.

muses are getting their first apartment together. 

muses are roommates and are falling for each other. 

muse a always had a crush on muse b, now muse b has feelings for them too.

muse a just broke up with their s/o, muse b is their rebound. 

muse a is a hit man and muse b is the target they couldn’t take out.

muses are surviving the apocalypse together.

muse a is muse b’s nanny and has been taking care of their children.

muse a is a college professor and muse b is their student. 

muse a was pregnant and never told muse b. they’ve run into each other.

muse a is fresh out of prison and muse b’s parent is a police officer/sheriff.

muse a’s parent owns a gym, muse b is their new prize fighter. 

muse a is an ancient vampire, muse b is the soulmate they’ve been looking for.

muse a is a witch, muse b is their mentor.

muse a is a werewolf, muse b is a human. 

muse a is a vampire/demon hunter, muse b is a monster with a soul/conscious. 

muse a is the child of a motorcycle club’s president, muse b is a member of the club.

muse a is home from serving in the military, muse b is their ex they’re still in love with.

muses are working for the same cartel/mob family. 

muse a is the child of wealthy parents, muse b is their new bodyguard.

muses are the children of rival politicians. 

muse a is friends with muse b’s parent/older sibling. they’ve been close and are falling for each other despite the circumstances. 

 muse a is fresh out of rehab and muse b is their sponsor.

muse a dated muse b’s sibling/friend/etc and they’ve just hooked up at a party/bar.

muses dated for a long time until muse a left town, ten years later they’re back and wanting to get to know muse b again.

muses are fugitives on the run stealing and cheating their way across the country.

muse a is a music producer/manager and muse b is an up and coming artist.

muse a is a criminal and has gotten involved with an unknowing muse b.

muses are newly assigned FBI partners.

muse a is a lawyer/paralegal and muse b is their bosses new client.

LIFT - we’ve been living on the same floor for quite a while and you are an asshole who listens to music too loud and and are just rude in general but we always get in the elevator at the same. this time we’re stuck in there together. and fuck, you’re actually hot from up close.

FAVORITE - for some reason, the boss prefers you over me even if i clearly work much harder than anyone else around here. i just really want to distract you so you’ll mess up something real hard so why not sex? you’re probably fucking the boss anyway. (BONUS ‘what do you mean i just fucked the boss’s kid?’)

CHEAT - my significant other cheated on me with you and i just really want to know what’s so much better about you. i bet i can fuck you better than them.

Respect your rp partners who are fast. Don’t shame them. It’s not a bad thing that they are excited about your reply or have a method.  Making them feel guilty is wrong.  Don’t fault people who want to reply to you.  It doesn’t mean that people who are fast, do not have a life.  Some people just are most comfortable being quick and are excited.  There is nothing wrong with being fast.

Respect your rp partners who are slow. Some people just have a longer process, ponder things longer, and genuinely are just busier. Some people just prefer to have a longer queue, take longer. It doesn’t mean they’re not excited.   There is nothing wrong with being slow.