"and nothin' did. so what?"

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

computer show me gore of my comfort character

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

I have to google something

google will probably not help with this one I won't lie

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[Image Description: digital drawing of a young Black girl, smiling and looking up to the side. Her long, dark cornrows are draped over one shoulder, and end with rows of beads layered to look like wooden pencils, as described above. Likewise, she is wearing a pencil-yellow blouse with a gray dress that matches the silver ferrules and gray leads of the pencil beads. End I.D]

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

people just aren't stealing bones from graveyards or admiting to having child slaves in the family like they used to :/

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

[Image in the first post is a tweet which reads "Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So it's not the windows that make the car go, it's something else entirely".]

at the club on my phone looking up "what to order at a bar" "how to order drinks" "what drinks to order to make me seem regular"

i'm glad this resonated. true story from today when i searched "what is a well drink" upon arriving to the club, nd 4 weeks ago when i was in line at the bar and literally googled "normal drinks to order at any bar"

Black people who have any form of hair at all deserve 1 million dollars.

i hate someone

muttering "this is of no concern to me" over and over when something stupid pisses me off

*removing my mouth from your cock* "so like... Is it weird that I see you as an actual father figure or..."

this post is over a month old. i spent over a year eating once a day. the stress of moving here and enduring these people has made things worse. my body is eating through my muscles. it physically hurts trying to type. it pains me to spend some of the $300 on food but i have to bc if not i won't even have the capacity to go anywhere. please keep sharing. i need to leave.

this post is over 4 months old: i’ve resorted to amino acid supplements just to remediate the pain. this makes everything: job search, reblogging, etc harder. please help.