"and nothin' did. so what?"

smuggling a modern handsaw into the aquarium so I can give the sawfish dysphoria

it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.

i dont care how many beautiful trans women Wizards of the Coast sends at me, i am NOT playing magic the gathering

lowkey being anti-pretentious abt Media is actually quite a bit pretentious. i find people who do this kind of holier than thou "i only consume popular media because I'm not a pretentious performative prick like you and unlike you i am in touch with The People" quite worse than being an uptight cinephile or whatever

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

a type of guy that exists and that you get often exposed to as a sex worker is the type of guy who found out they like being dommed and now sincerely believe that they have overcome their misogyny, because now instead of treating women like submissive sex objects, they treat women like dominant sex objects.

an interesting amnt of people seem to think of intersexism as a "less bad" form of oppression for.... one of the only kinds of oppression that routinely involves mutilating infants and young children. and then a lifetime of very specific and unique medical abuse. it actually makes me feel kind of insane

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

i am absolutely not trying to downplay the fact that chasers (of every sexuality) exist. they absolutely do. i have encountered many of them but i also hate this like....doomerist "no REAL gay man will ever love you so you might as well stick with cishet jakey who still calls you a woman behind your back" shit. we can do better than this, come on.

it's also not true! even if we ignore the large number of gay trans men who would date another trans man in a heartbeat, you still have plenty of cis gays who are not chasers and would date a trans guy. i have met many of them. i have mutuals who fit this description or are dating men who fit this description. they do exist.

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice