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Hercule Poirot + Bob the fox terrier
Ever since we meet, this dog, he tries to tell to me something. He is the dumb witness [to the murder], yes, but he speaks to Poirot with a booming voice. β³ AGATHA CHRISTIE'S POIROT 6x04 "Dumb Witness"
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remember when Γ©owyn first met faramir and immediately thought "ah yes. this is a guy who could wipe the floor with any soldier of rohan." bc I think about it a lot
this is their first meeting im about to chew on mithril
faramir: she's so sad and pretty and sad ππ₯΅
Γ©owyn: he's so tender and a killing machine
Honestly, I hold the movies in very high regard as the excellent adaptations that they are. That being said, they did this pairing dirty. Eowyn and Faramir deserved so much better.
they removed icons???????????????????????
Catholics looking around a protestant church
DS9 is the best trek series
I definitely thought OP just misspelled "Kardashian" and I went on a VERY different journey reading this.
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why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
β¦.. Where exactly do you live that the tea isnβt liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No itβs sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and iβve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. Β Youβve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Β Donβt play like youβre some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesnβt own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, Iβve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldnβt*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omgβ¦.
OMFG
@riverwriter
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
βworld war teaβ is the best play on words iβve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
I havenβt seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? Youβre missing out guys!
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Cold tea
Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk
Cold coffee
I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???
YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???
Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?
Just thought Iβd put my 2 cents in this post, itβs iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking π
Iβm relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so Iβm gonna reblogοΏΌ
Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now
I donβt even know what to sayβ¦
i drink iced tea every day >:)
Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too
@dazzling-rubabe
Behold concerned Brit
World War Tea Situation
This post is a relic
Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since itβs literally a World Heritage Post
date of origin: November 5th, 2013
The legend has crossed my dash.
I have never seen this post and Iβm so glad I have now ππ
Stupid story idea: a bunch of famous fictional detectives are all on a boat cruise or train ride when a murder happens, but the real obstacle is all of their egos and/or idiosyncrasies causing what would be a fairly normal case for any one of them to become an utter clusterfuck instead.
Highlights include:
- Hercule Poirot and Benoit Blanc both seeing through each otherβs acts of using their accents to seem harmless, but neither calls each other out for fear of mutually assured destruction. Their accents get even more pronounced when talking to each other as a result.
- Sherlock just chilling in the corner microdosing before the inciting incident, notices the little Conan boy acts way too much like an adult, but doesnβt bring it up because someone commented on the microdosing and rankled him.
- Adrian Monk meets Columbo. That is all.
Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep
this has perfect rhythm tbh
Do do do do
I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnβt get me one because they were βtoo violent and also ate peopleβ :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATβS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITβS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say βEXTREME CHOMPINβ β in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUβRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itβs still there! hopefully I didnβt destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenβt put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
Thereβs more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iβd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so itβs come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think thatβs very cash money of her.
itβs been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well thatβs just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
ITβS TIME
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, sheβs finally hit 400k!)
weβre coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!
this year weβre doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, βDracula with inappropriate straw hatβ
thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!
This is probably my absolute favorite thing Iβve ever seen on tumblr, and thatβs saying a lot. Who else can say they have a T. rex as a pet? The heart sunglasses! The skateboard! The crown!
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Omg a Wexter update?! π
This made my year.
I will always reblog Wexter. It's like seeing an old friend. π₯°π₯°π₯°π¦΄π¦
I DIDNβT LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light,Β twinkling in between.Β
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COALΒ SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATEΒ AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
Iβve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
The legendary post!
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The Prince and Me (2004)
I remember watching this movie, seeing Ben Miller for the first time and thinking, "...This could be a thing."
I was right.
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I know no one will ask me these, but I might just spontaneously pick some to respond to in the future, so I'm reblogging this to refer back to later. These seem fun.
Disney needs to stop hammering this crunch of 50 years and do a Star Wars show set 100/150/200 years back. Give us Jedi Temple experience, give us Elderly Jedi and awkward, adventurous Archivists, give us missions against slavery in Hutt Space and Spice Syndicates in the Deep Undercity of Coruscant, give us a Chancellorship election scandal and the previous generation of hidden Sith and a galaxy full of rambunctious Jedi crossing paths. Give us new characters and new stories to fall in love with, give us Jedi who are going to live full and die well before the galaxy goes to absolute shit. Give us Jedi that will never know that their bright stories, their bright age, is coming to an end. That they are the second to last generation. Give us Yoda being dogged by feral baby younglings and Junior padawans learning how to drive a speeder in class and an entirely different jedi council having boring meetings and receiving completely banthashite mission reports and Knights gossiping in the cafeteria and senior padawans getting bailed out of jail. Give us - give us a lineage, five generations and a few branches strong, so we get retired grandmasters and fledging initiates and a temple teacher and a couple of knights and three padawans of different ages and follow their stories and tie together this Jedi community so we can all fucking weep and scream because you keep showing us this loss over and over and I'm tired of seeing The Loss, damnit, I want to see What Was Lost. I want you to feed me so much growth and happiness that my heart gets carved out in whole new ways when I go back to the older shows and the origionals. Leave the Skywalker Saga and The Empire and give me the goddamn Jedi Era.
sons and bowlers. this beautiful, subtle episode. david ogden stiers is such a presence here, even in scenes where he has few or no lines at all. it's the first glimmer of real friendship between hawkeye and charles, and it feels so earned.
and of course it should be bj supporting hawkeye, but bowling & pure chance find charles in the role, instead, and guh, what a payoff.
Agreed. This is one of the episodes that I go back to time and time again. Both David and Alan have such incredible performances in this episode, and Charle's monolog of "Where I had a father...you had a dad," remains one of my favorite pieces of writing on the show, and especially as performed by Mr. Steirs. Such genius.
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Hercule Poirot vs. the countryside
Look at it, Hastings. Not a building in sight. Not a restaurant, not a theatre, not an art gallery. A wasteland. AGATHA CHRISTIEβS POIROT (1989-2013)
