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hamletkin

frothing at the mouth because my friend suggested a drunk shakespeare play where every single actor is drunk except for horatio and he has to try to keep the play on track while still having his own part to play

hamletkin

everyone shut up, i need to be alone with this person

cipheramnesia

Which half varies night to night.

fluff-e-boy

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

fluff-e-boy

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

fluff-e-boy

Bad salesman

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dogpuppy

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dogshitdotnet

ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

dogshitdotnet

tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023

why did he say this

skluug

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

supergameboytwo

IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY

maskeraith

happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday

onecells

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

blackirishweab

bacontoktok

cellarspider

May I present to you Wheel Running In the Wild, a published research paper that delights me to no end:

This paper intended to test whether would mice would run on a wheel if they found one, to try and determine if this was a natural behavior or a stress response in captivity. They put a wheel in a protected little box with a camera that took pictures any time the wheel turned, and tallied up how often it was used by what.

Mice were, happily, the most common users of the wheel, and their patterns of use indicated they were doing so voluntarily once they figured it out.

But the second most common users.

Those were slugs.

wuntrum

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

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iys-cloud

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

calamity-corner

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

calamity-corner

hold on let me look something up

what yhe hell

jncos

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

woodrider

Billy Joel - Piano Man

viola-and-chill

I hate this site

theelectricdreamsofddx

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

theelectricdreamsofddx

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

parkchanwoohoo

My brother: Hey how do you un-recline your old chair?

Me: My old chair didn't recline??

My brother: Ohhhh. I broke your chair

parkchanwoohoo

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starsandsupernovae

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

innerchildabortionclinic

the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:

faraway-ant

i’ve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so here’s some more photos of them looking like there’s just one marble bouncing around their skull:

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