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herpsandbirds

Dovekie aka Little Auk (Alle alle), family Alcidae, order Charadriiformes, Iceland

Photograph by Christophe Moning

ironychan

I am so pleased to report that in addition to being absolutely shaped, these guys are also very, very sized.

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creatureprofessor

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

bitextualdisaster

Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

pnglove

let’s get cozy with mama

weirdpngs

Baby need smoko

cryptic-forge

made a little wind-up porcelain dragon.

the patterns are paper napkin decoupage again, and this time i took some progress pictures, so a That is incoming, in response to a bunch of asks i got months ago.

tezdigart

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Deoxys and Rayquaza

somethingusefulfromflorida

The pyromancer always wins

hotvampireadjacent

i gotta make it through the weekend i gotta make soup dumplings

pettycentral

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homunculus-argument

An unlocked, unguarded door with a sign saying "NO ENTRY, DO NOT OPEN" and it opens up right to a solid brick wall and on the brick wall is a sign saying "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM"

sylviii

(trying to hook up with a medieval literature scholar) ayyyy babygirl you can call me Bisclavret the way I turn into a beast when you take my clothes away

sylviii

I'll give you that Sir Gawain head and then maybe you can deal the same blow to me 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

sylviii

oh you did your dissertation on the Summoner's Tale? damn I didn't know you were freaky like that

ajcrowlor

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

tolovaj

THANK YOU

dykepuffs

Friendly unfriendly reminder that "Ovulation is like an animal being in heat and makes you stupid" has been a keystone of western misogyny pretty much since Europe worked out what periods are.

chemistfail

I feel insane "hah ovulation makes me crazy" "ugh my luteal phase makes me such a gross depressing bitch".

Ovulation lasts ≈5 days (a few days before egg release, 1 day for egg, few days post until the egg dies)

The luteal phase varies but ≈12-14 days

17 to 19 days of a month spent, what, experiencing a degree of hormone induced mental fog? 204-228 days of a year spent in uterine derived madness?? Be so for real. The repackaging of "pms makes women bitches" to "my luteal phase makes me so irrational" is just "hysteria" by another name.

makomoriz

no i don't. cheers

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