Unprofessional

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

animal control to major tom

animal control to major tom

grab the cage and find out where that wombat's gone

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

ok fine reblogs are back on go wild

all the typical ingredients: doll-collecting wife who “used to be” queer, maga fitness husband who “accepts everyone,” uses ai to build a website for artists and art appreciators, try to keep it “apolitical” with psa after people start to catch on, and then accuse folks of harassment when they spread the word.

Stop normalizing football

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!