Unprofessional

(trying to hook up with a medieval literature scholar) ayyyy babygirl you can call me Bisclavret the way I turn into a beast when you take my clothes away

I'll give you that Sir Gawain head and then maybe you can deal the same blow to me 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

oh you did your dissertation on the Summoner's Tale? damn I didn't know you were freaky like that

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

Friendly unfriendly reminder that "Ovulation is like an animal being in heat and makes you stupid" has been a keystone of western misogyny pretty much since Europe worked out what periods are.

it's warm so I've been doing this activity called sitting in front of a fan

war with the overly zealous sun

God forbid women do anything

@theomaru

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

that's my emotional support bad person

if a trans man needs to hide the fact that he's trans in order to access any form of male privilege, i simply do not believe that is real privilege. i will, and never will, accept that the closet is a privilege. any queer person can go into the closet to access "privilege," and it's dumb when you all try to argue that bs too. are you not tired of making the exact same arguments about recycled queer groups every 5-10 years? nothing is ever new except the New Queer Enemy really IS privileged and evil this time, we promise!

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall