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daily affirmations

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

Stranger Things season 1: beneath the superficial image of “peace and prosperity” in 1980s small-town America, there was the painful legacy of countless atrocities committed by the American government in the name of ‘freedom.’

There’s probably a term that already exists for this but if there isn’t I’m gonna call it ‘Rambofication’ in honor of its probably most well known instance: Rambo First Blood was about a soldier, John Rambo (that’s his actual name I’m not doing a bit), returning home from the Vietnam war, so traumatized by war that he brought the war home with him to a small town, unable to adapt to life without strict military discipline and hierarchy. Subsequent Rambo movies were about how John Rambo was the only supersoldier tough enough and patriotic enough to kill faceless hordes of dastardly foreign commies.

chilling how in slasher movies the "happy" ending is the slasher dying.

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

its ok i think we're safe this year-

thing is i quite enjoy a good enemies-to-lovers-still-enemies-but-we-fuck-about-it. i am however too unmotivated & conflict-avoidant to (even in fantasy) insert myself as a character in such proceedings.

this post led me to relearn that joculatrix is in fact the "correct" term for a female jester.

told my knight and scheming advisor they can have the jestress who mocks them relentlessly day and night pilloried in the public square & take turns throwing vegetable-matter at her.....IF they WORK TOGETHER to capture her.

ok firstly yes my jester is in on the plan, hell she instigated it, no need to call the Jesting & Clownery Guild! obviously I've enlarged the pillory hand-holes plus she's a master lockpicker and escape artist. the emotional fallout of her final climactic escape is part of the Plan

My favorite tiktok account right now is the guy who uses color settings and photo manipulation to turn everything into the Polish flag