the poet? from 13th century italy?

Yes

What fucking fire is in mine ears? Here is my fucking butt.

“Press not a falling man too fucking far!” - Lord Chamberlain, Henry VIII, Act 3 scene 2

What’s really great about this is that while we think of fuck as modern (hence the exercise), it’s also perfectly period.

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

i keep seeing people say “why would you leave this in the tags” but the alternative is to actually comment on someones post and i thought we all collectively decided that was a bad idea years ago

“why did you leave this in the tags” because it would be obnoxious otherwise

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him “mr. soap” which i really appreciated

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

christianity isn’t real dude they made it up for supernatural

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS THE BEST THING

Oh! ❤

This is so awesome! Good luck to them.

They have a website from which you can pre-order their cookbook, HERE.

What a fuckin metric to see the disease!

This feels like environmental story telling off a zombie video game

Four percent actually seems like a lot to me?

This is fascinating, and that it’s consistent across multiple brands is so interesting.