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suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

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charl0ttan

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

#aviations and margaritas

wonderstruck

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#generation mechs by James Robert’s

goldensunset

ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,

1. canonically female (no variation)

2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)

3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)

?

yes

no

super nuance bald extract button (use this wisely)

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

#maomao immediately comes to mind

bnq

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

ceekari

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

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askboxmemes

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

that last reblog really has been what this job search has felt like

caffedorzo

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Voting ended onAug 1

#the lapd COME ON

sgt-celestial

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

#the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents homestuck again

Got to the final round screening (they asked for my references and everything) of my literal dream job and if I don’t get it I WILL cry

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dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

#I remember when I met him when I was working in publishing and even as I was shaking his hand had the same thought #‘you are not a person you are a pair of jeans’

belladonnabedlam

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Voting ended onJul 27

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

#six figures: it’s more than just a desired salary

yesornopolls

is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 21

#many but let’s start with ny style cheesecake

samsincerely

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

#Stilton

whyenn-reader

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

#were not talking about my undiagnosed ocd okay

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