'Til the party breaks down

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

Referencing obscure Internet memes in mainstream media almost invariably falls flat, but if movie!Deadpool walked into the aftermath of a scene of gratuitous carnage and quipped "wow, it looks like a children's hospital in here" it would totally work. To those who don't catch the reference it would come off as generic edgy bullshit, and to those in the know, Deadpool having a Tumblr account is completely believable.

only like my posts if you want to be part of my pirate crew

certified door post

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

World Heritage Post

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

World Heritage Post

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Stop calling me bear

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.