MomKat Musings

Whoever wrote this still did a better job than AI would have. I vote we have this person write ALL film synopses from now on.

looking. at you

A Sea anemone masquerading as a chef's hat on a Masking crab.

Aw he’s just looking for love

This is not my beautiful wife

Sabina Bilenko | Indian Summer

Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.

It really dropped off in the middle there due to The Divorce™ but even so this is an absolutely bonkers number of times to describe someone’s hands. Thank you for telling me thirty three (33) times that he has long slender elegant fingers, Fitz. That’s a super normal number of times to do that. No need to examine those thoughts at all I’m sure it’s fine

And if you just keep insisting "that's not true, that didn't happen, that kind of thing never happens and if it did it's extremely unlikely that it would be happening now", and truly believe it from the bottom of your heart, until they give up wrangling you about it and just let you have the medical license anyway. Because only a true doctor can be capable of ignoring absolutely all proof of anything they find inconvenient, and evidence that would contradict with what they've decided to believe.

Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this

So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."