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Transphobia is about to be signed into law in the UK. We can fight this.
I am begging the UK trans community and its allies to attend the Mass Lobby at Parliament on June 25th, 11am-4pm, organised by Trans Solidarity Alliance.
Last year we broke the record for an LGBT+ mass lobby of Parliament. Will you help us break it again? Join us on 25th June 2026 to demand be
The new EHRC Code of Practice pushes trans people out of toilets, hospital wards, and community spaces. It normalises gender policing based on appearance and stereotypes. It becomes statutory guidance in the UK by the end of June.
Trans people are now legally their assigned gender at birth and must join gendered spaces accordingly, but if they are perceived as their lived gender, they can also be ejected from those spaces. The guidance says: either break the law, or don’t pass too well.
A mass lobby is where you invite your MP to discuss your concerns with you in-person. Ask your MP to:
Demand full parliamentary scrutiny, debate, and use their free vote on the EHRC Code of Practice.
Support any motions rejecting the EHRC guidance. As of June 4th, Labour MP Nadia Whittome has submitted a prayer motion - Early Day Motion 240.
Write to Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities about our concerns
Your MP does not have to be an ally, they do not have to respond to your email for you to show up and greencard them (details below the cut.) What matters is that as many people as possible show up.
I cannot stress this enough: Showing up in person matters. It is much more effective than petitions, emails, and letters.
It is a horrible, stressful time, and I am so sorry if you're trans and live in the UK. But I was at last year's mass lobby and the line for greencarding alone stretched around the back gates. It was a record breaking mass lobby and made us impossible to ignore. Let's do even better this time. Details under the cut:
I just finished The Three Musketeers, and this might be the best book I've ever read in my life, mostly because every single character is batshit insane and drunk for 90% of their Big Plot Decisions. Lights up on d'Artagnan: he's new in town and he's already making enemies. He meets his three best friends by scheduling back to back duels with them, under the assumption that he won't have to fight the last two if he dies in the first one. He is twenty years old and has never even heard of a frontal cortex. This is made evident by every word he says. Athos, Porthos, and Aramis are supposedly in their 20s-30s, but barely any better. The moment they have any money at all, they siphon it directly into their alcohol budget. They make enemies everywhere they go and get into almost as many duels as d'Artagnan. Also worth mentioning: they see this crazed 20-year-old and choose to devote their lives to him simply because he has good vibes. We've got the cardinal, who seems only tangentially related to any kind of clergyhood. We've got the king, whose main personality trait is that he HATES his wife. We've got the queen, whose main personality trait is cheating on her husband. We've got the Duke of Buckingham, who is (unfortunately) English. We've got the Love of d'Artagnan's Life, aka somebody else's wife but he sucks so he can get cuckolded. And finally, we've got the prototype female manipulator, a character written with such intense feminism AND misogyny that I scarcely know what to say about her except "go off, queen" as well as the occasional "I don't support all women, some of you are stupid." Do yourself a favor and commit 5-12 weeks to reading this book, if for no other reason than the part where d'Artagnan tells a guy "I'll spring you from jail, don't worry, it's all part of the plan!" and then immediately forgets him in prison and flirts with his wife.
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Skyrim Scenery 106/∞
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Protection of property and prevention of theft have never been a priority for police. Even when they do show up hours after you've called to report a robbery, their response is generally, "well, what do you want me to do about it?"
People talk about defunding the police like society will suddenly devolve into lawless chaos, but what exactly do cops do besides hand out tickets and escalate situations they're meant to defuse?
Remember kids.
The police are only there to keep the working class in line!
Mamdani is showing the world that the greatest policies are public policies: invest in The People.
"Fought a spider for an oreo and lost"? How do you lose to a spider? What does the spider want with the oreo? You can't just drop these things without elaboration
Ah, yes, my favourite Phil story, okay
So a few years ago, he went traveling in Thailand, and we all feared for his life for a bit because Thailand has poisonous wildlife that Wales doesn't and Phil lacks basic survival instincts (I have known him attempt to eat fly agaric because "Whoa, look, it's those faerie mushrooms"). Anyway, he did survive, and so all's well that ends well I guess.
But one night, he's staying in a sort of shack in a very rural area, chilling out eating a packet of Oreos (a process whereby he takes them apart to eat each biscuit half plus the creme filling separately), when he looks up into the corner of the room.
And there's a spider on its web.
So far, so normal. Phil is not an arachnophobe, so no issue there. Phil loves animals actually, and spent some time as a vegan, though he had to give up when it became very clear that he doesn't know what any foods are made of (aka the Scotch Egg Incident.) I mention this because it may help to explain some of his thought processes that come next, although I freely admit, it certainly does not explain them all.
It's been a few minutes since Phil ate an Oreo half. He last had a Pure Biscuit piece, so he's looking forward to a creme bit next, when he sees this spider.
And the spider has managed to steal his next Oreo.
Seems implausible, right? He looks down at the packet. Sure enough, what greets him is not the beautiful creamy moon of Oreo filling, but the hard black biscuit of an inner Oreo base. He looks back up. The spider has the round Oreo creme, and is sitting on it in its web.
Now, as I say, Phil loves animals. He's more than happy to share his food with animals. Spiders need love too.
But, Phil thinks suddenly. But, I cannot. Because...
Are Oreos good for spiders?
He doesn't know. He has no idea. He is suddenly hazy on what spiders even eat, but he's pretty sure refined sugar probably isn't it, and he has been told repeatedly (by me) to be more careful about food and wildlife and what we shall call Phil's Assumptions. So, he reluctantly concludes that Oreos probably aren't good for spiders.
But THAT means if the spider becomes ill, it's his fault, right?
So it's decided.
He must reclaim the Oreo from the spider.
So he goes to this spider. He has absolutely no idea if the spider is venomous or not, but he also remembers the extended lecture (from me) about Dangerous Thai Wildlife, so he's very cautious. He carefully goes to take the Oreo -
And the spider rears up, in attack position.
Fuck, thinks Phil, and backs off. That didn't work. Let's try doing exactly the same thing again in the hopes of getting a different outcome.
He does not get a different outcome.
He tries again.
This continues for half an hour. Phil cautiously edging his hand forward, the spider rearing and waving its legs, Phil snatching his hand back. Half an hour of both Phil and the spider getting increasingly panicked. Half an hour of Phil sweating, and worrying that unless he can get this Oreo back, he as as good as killed this spider. Half an hour of this spider having fucking none of it, and refusing to give away its Oreo with the rage and passion of a Greek hero at war with the gods themselves.
Finally, he thinks maybe trying the same thing again in the hopes of getting a different outcome is maybe not the way forward. So he withdraws, and goes to eat another Oreo and have a think.
He reaches into the Oreo packet, and pulls out the Oreo base -
And makes a discovery.
(Some of you are ahead of me, I think.)
It's not the base of the last Oreo. It's the start of the next; which means, Phil miscounted his Oreo halves. There is no missing creme circle.
He looks back up at the furious spider.
And that, my friends, is the tale of how Phil accidentally spent half an hour fighting a Thai spider for its egg sac.
Aka the time Phil fought a spider for an Oreo and lost.

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Engraved depictions of the Nordic gods, found on the stone walls of their ancient ruins all across Skyrim:
1. Shor, the fox totem- The missing god.
2. Mara, the wolf totem- Handmaiden of Kyne and concubine of Shor.
3. Kyne, the hawk totem- Widow of Shor, Goddess of the Storm, and Mother of Men
4. Alduin, the dragon totem- The World-Eater
5. Orkey, the snake totem- The Death-God
6. Tsun, the bear totem- Shield-thane of Shor.
7. Dibella, the moth totem- Goddess of Beauty
8. Jhunal, the owl totem- God of Runes
9. Stuhn, the whale totem- God of Ransom
Rights you have from birth are slowly stripped away by conservative politicians.
Constructs are created to control. Medical debt? Student debt? Remove these constructs and you have instant freedom.
Universal healthcare would remove the employer's control of your health insurance and allow you to move from job to job, or if you lose your job, and still have health care.
Day ONE of filling this with aro and/or ace characters
Starting off strong with Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary!! While he is not canonically aroace, I felt as though he’s really spearheaded the aroace community these past few months and helped many people feel seen and accepted :)
I had an unclear idea for what I wanted to do for Pride Month art with my Commander/Wayfinder (Commfinder lol) but I surprised myself once I sat down to draw it!
I guess I will make a few more with my other characters in this kind of art nouveau inspired style.
The flag colors behind Michael are from aromantic and asexual flag!
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MAGA are too unserious to figure out any of this. They will hear 'Soros' or 'Obama cell phone' and their limited minds are wiped.

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He was a sk8r boi
He said, "See you later, boy"
Elon Musk's DOGE is entirely responsible for raising grocery prices and next week he will be crowned the world's first trillionaire.
You are not angry enough.