They Misunderestimated Me

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

I can’t believe I have to go to work for at least 35 more years

love to log in on a Monday to find out 5 of my coworkers have been laid off ❤️

Almost 30% of my company was laid off today 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Yaayyyyy I love having a job that is now three jobs #myjobs

does anyone like me and want to understand me

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges