I'm not collecting your pages you slut I'm cruising for bears in this remote national park

Dude I swear to christ I'm not a salmon

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

theres literally no wrong way to play singleplayer games btw. savescum, play on easy mode, mod, look up guides and walkthroughs, whatever the hell you want. always remember if it sucks hit da bricks

Sorry man. You are too weird and unpleasant. Can you please never talk to anyone again and starve to death in a small cell? Thank you.

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

3 hours into smoking weed on the couch with my friend and two visual novel dialogue options appear in the bottom of my vision and they say "let's frot sso much we start a friction fire" and "you will not leave the place alive!"

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

he died in a wii remote recalibration accident

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

I Seduces Any Beast W/ My Chage The World Attitude

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen