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i was so psyched to see a movie called "whalefall" being advertised but its not like about a whalefall as far as i can tell just a dude getting swallowed by a whale

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

ten thousand years infinite income every disabled girl 1 billion dollars a year

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

trespassing is french for very passing

just like troi, seven of nine looks astronomically better in an actual starfleet uniform than that ridiculous catsuit

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

The ship is 2 inches too high. Worf is trying to manually lower it.

everyone say thank you Worf

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life