Molehillsnotmountains

i like getting cute morning texts like: your order has been shipped

if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED OR HIDE THEM. ugh

Lots of important lines in here

this is actually the primary reason me and my ex broke up. as an only child I’m very used to being alone and he didn’t grow up that way so it reqlly bothered him. whenever I wanted alone time he worried that that really meant I wanted time with other people and I’m just like what????? people need space. period. a relationship is not a contract for ownership. your partner is a whole person with their own shit before, after, and during your relationship.

Can we please also establish that wanting to spend time with people other than your partner without them there is totally legitimate and doesn’t mean you are cheating or love them any less

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

where is the lie

magic is real you fools it happens when you make your friends smile

who thought it was a good idea to hand 12 year old girls razors & be like. use this incredibly sharp tool to remove ALL the hair on your body every single week or else you will henceforth feel like a Disgusting Beast :-)! whose idea was that

I’m that one who waits for you to tie your shoe while the others keep going

Keira Knightley was SEVENTEEN in the first pirates of the caribbean movie and now she’s THIRTY and she looks EXACTLY THE SAME. And by “exactly the same” I mean at seventeen she looked like she was in her mid twenties and possessed beauty and elegance too perfect for this world, like the physical manifestation of the word ethereal, and can anyone actually discern any sign of her aging in the last 13 years? has she honestly ever aged? will she ever? I’d say it’s witchcraft or aliens but I think the most reasonable explanation is that she’s Keira Knightley 

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

telling ppl attracted to men that there are no good men out there or that men can’t love only normalizes poor treatment from men & doesn’t do anything helpful

#the idea that all men are naturally garbage is super unhelpful#because it absolves awful men of the responsibility to be better

Also also it perpetuates internalized hatred and low self-esteem in men who are genuinely good and it leads to poor mental health and the sense that as a result of being the gender they are they are automatically to be reviled.

It can also make trans men feel bad or guilty about being men.

Can we just kill men like this please. And stop putting them in positions of power over our children

I’m sorry but can someone please explain to me how tf this is remotely seductive????????