mac of cheese

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.