mad scientist is a valid career choice

telling first grader tier lies has got to be an underutilised form of commedy "when i was younger they sent me to the moon for a few weeks but had to send me back because they forgot to send enough food"

@natalieironside

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

@elodieunderglass you seen this one yet?

Thank you so much! I have, but we're always happy to see Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet again. Hello Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet!

Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.

While technically not right, whining until someone does the experiment for you would reduce your radiation exposure I think

literally the first question has no wrong answers