a mockument to all your sins

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

this is what having ADHD, Autism and DID all at once feels like

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off