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How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

You literally just have to get really good at continuing.

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I had an idea last night for a character in a comic/graphic novel who for no reason has obnoxiously huge speech bubbles to the point of everyone else noticing and getting visibly annoyed/worried whenever they’re about to speak. The panel has to expand just to read what they’re saying.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged