I Dont Know What To Call This!?

i keep getting notifs of neil gaiman liking good omens related posts and always thought that he was just a fan. i opened his profile today AND FOUND OUT HE WROTE IT????

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

Imagine you’re a fan girl in the ML universe and you’re keeping tabs on who’s dating who and somehow every celebrity/celebrity child is dating the same fucking person. Chat Noir? Dating the bakery girl. Adrien Agreste? Daring pajama girl who also happens to be bakery girl. Okay coincidence let’s check on Jagged Stones son Luka, a member of the band Kitty Section. Who did he just break up with? Marinette Dupain Cheng who’s the bakery girl. Okay wow three boys really like her but what about the girls. Kagami Tsurugi the fencer and daughter of the famed tech guru? Dating motherfucking Marinette Dupain Cheng? The Mayors daughter Chloe? Hates Marinette but has a weird homoerotic obsession with her. And Alya the runner of the Ladyblog, a lesser known celebrity? Guess who she has a very gay friendship with? That’s right. Marinette Dupain Cheng. Marinette is dating or has some sort of romantic connection to like every celebrity in Paris they’re all obsessed with her.

i’m using this

Good news everyone. I found an app that helps you identify birds in your region by sound.

their website - android - ios

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app