The Gentleman Aunt

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

Can I say something

The word Ottawa looks like a caterpillar

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

the worst part about grief is that it feels like the world should be horrendously earth shatteringly changed, and to an extent it IS but its also the same. to everyone else it's just another tuesday. the world moves on. you have to go grocery shopping.

Fully convinced that "Armends" is something Lestat came up with and then thought was so funny he couldn't resist putting it in the story. Also I bet he kept saying it to Louis over and over and then cracking up

Rudolph is one of the only examples of visible bioluminescence in mammals. One of the only other ones is that time we made our weakest cousin swallow a keychain flashlight. Weakest cousin is determined annually by a series of trials