I Am A Snail And God Is Salting Me

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

official library post

did anyone hear that

i think there's something out here

i'm scared. is anyone there?

help

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

​you guys remember how the point of upton sinclair’s the jungle was that labor conditions in the meat packing industry, and the lives of the working poor at large were horrific and the only solution was socialism. and then the only takeaway people had was that the consequences of these inhuman conditions were that meat products were tainted. so instead of addressing the underlying labor rights issue the fda was founded and now we’re here.

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

person (non-practicing)

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio