attempted murder of crows

my body is a vessel for the bit

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

unfortunately, classifying all points as definitively false also presents your audience with data. you gotta present a mix of unverifiable information in a broad range of veracity. I don't have blood. I DO have teeth. How many teeth? 53. I subsist primarily on synthesized potassium compounds and sleep in my closet three nights a year

can i come over and do this at you

welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

i dont think people can just enjoy things anymore. and i dont mean this in a "just let people enjoy things" way i mean people REFUSE to engage with and enjoy something for what it is. the way headcanons and quirky fanart and edits and aus comes before even Knowing The Basic Fucking Themes isnt enjoying something. i refuse to acknowledge it as enjoying any piece of art. it's commodification and i miss seeing blog posts that were essays abt the themes of something instead of people trying to make kwerky hcs abt how two guys can kiss. i get not everything is meant to be high art but id rather over-read something than live in the vapid hellscape of whatever people are doing in fandom these days

Bullet Train is a really good action movie because it's basically the best elements of like five different action movies all happening at once and also there's a train.

Bullet Train is a really good action movie because it's basically the best elements of like five different action movies all happening at once and also there's a train.

Bullet Train is a really good action movie because it's basically the best elements of like five different action movies all happening at once and also there's a train.

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

I don’t think jokes about WW3 are funny. I don’t think jokes about Epstein are funny. I don’t think memes centering on Black people’s reactions are funny. I don’t think AI “clanker” jokes are funny. I don’t think exorsexist jokes are funny. I don’t think “bomb that kills all trans men” jokes are funny. I don’t think girl math or girl dinner jokes are funny. I don’t think “Trump would make such a good drag queen if he wasn’t a fascist” jokes are funny. I actually think this generation’s constant need to turn everything into a meme has ground all meaningful activism to a halt and I’m willing to shit on everyone’s parade until we start actually taking shit seriously.

Honk all you want but one day ill get a special girl award for being the best most law abiding driver in the world . And then youll be sorry

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm