Its Weird For Me Too Dont Worry

being loved properly for the first time will have you saying dumb shit like “thank you for respecting my boundaries” “thank you for listening when I talk” omg. 🫣

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

This is the kind of post that is baffling until you see the next post and it’s a store with a horse in it but everything’s red. except. there is no second post

me [age 19, still thinking I'm neurotypical]: here is my definitive ranking of buttons by tactile satisfaction

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade