Its Weird For Me Too Dont Worry

my retirement plan is to be found dead by the river

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Very pro weird girl. Not budging on that.

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

shoutout to people whose kindness isn't a strategy but a way of life