Favorite Scenes Between...Spanish Jackie & the Swede
The show got me 100% on board with this pairing in a single episode, and it’s with two characters I definitely wouldn’t have thought to ship before watching season 2. Kudos to OFMD for making me adore the Swede and Jackie together!
When Jackie meets the Swede in 2x01
“Who’s Blondie?” “That’s—that’s the Swede.” “I’m the Swede.” Hee! I love the Swede not being sure she means him at first, and the way he answers after Oluwande
I like the slightly confused Swede turning around under Jackie’s instruction, and her telling him, “Aren't you the absolute unit?”
The Swede seems a little perplexed, and sometimes nervous, throughout this meeting scene, but I like how genuine his smile is when Jackie assures him, “Spanish Jackie don't bite,” and then leans in to add, “I lied—I bite.” 1) His smile is so sweet, 2) it offers a front-row look at his missing tooth, and 3) it shows that the Swede is into this too, not just Jackie
When Jackie takes the savings jar in 2x01
It’s interesting to see the Swede’s conflicting loyalties here. He’s definitely aligned with Jackie, but it’s clear that he feels for Stede and co. as well
When Jackie tells them, “I think I'm gonna upgrade you to the triflin' ingrate plan,” I like the apologetic tone in the Swede’s voice as he says, “There's a lot of fees”
Hehe, I love Jackie calling the Swede “boo cakes!”
Even though he obviously doesn’t like that Jackie is taking his friends’ money, the Swede still chips in when she asks about any other fees: “Ongoing job training and education?”
“I know that guy! We had breakfast together.” “You will be having a lot of breakfasts-es together.” Love it!
When the Swede performs his “husbandly duties” in 2x01
First off, nice shift from Izzy moaning after being shot to Jackie moaning in pleasure—with, of course, the added swerve that the Swede is giving her a massage!
The Swede cracking his knuckles as he says, “Your back is really tight. Like, super tight!”
Awww, he’s so excited to get started on Jackie’s hamstrings! Also, I don’t know why, but every time the Swede says, “Okay!” to Jackie, it’s just unreasonably cute
“Yes, fuck those hammies up!” Come on, need I say more?
I love Leslie’s delivery on, “How are you so good at this???”
When Jackie catches Ricky in 2x01
It’s still the massage scene, but there was a snippet in between with Stede, the crew, and Ricky, so I’m counting it as a separate entry. Short but excellent!
omg, the Swede intently massaging Jackie’s hamstring while saying, “The calf muscle is the most mysterious of all the muscles,” in that singsongy voice
I like that Jackie is immediately all action when she hears a noise: “Somebody fucking with the bar.” She’s so goddamn cool, I swear!
Hee, the Swede scrambling off the bed, eagerly calling, “I’ll get the knife!” He is such husband material, it’s wild
When Jackie realizes the Swede double-crossed her in 2x01
Poor Swede, crying, “I-I-I owed a life debt!” I like how sweet Jackie is as she replies, “It's okay, sexy Dutchman.” And she’s like, gently stroking his shirt with the bloody knife as she says it—I love her so much!
“Double-cross is my jam.” lol, of course it is!
The Swede looks so hopeful/happy as he asks, “So you're not mad?” So sweet!
“We work it out at the house.” I love them, your honor!
The Swede’s little “oh!” when Jackie smacks his ass is terrific
Not exclusively a Jackie/Swede interaction, but I adore, “Let's go, husbands.” Nobody’s doing it like Spanish Jackie!
When the Swede brings Jackie and Ed their drinks in 2x07
The Ed-Jackie conversation will definitely be discussed in a future Favorite Scenes Between…, but the Swede/Jackie of it all something else to enjoy about this scene
When Ed defends his non-leather look, I love the bemused look the Swede and Jackie exchange as the Swede replies, “Oh, okay—back to basics.” This is the power of Jackie’s swagger, that she and the Swede can rag on Blackbeard together
Squeeeee, the Swede’s adorably smitten smile at Jackie as he turns and walks away from the table!
I like how Jackie raises her voice when she tells Ed, “Now he's mucho caliente!”, making sure the Swede can hear. Makeover aside, I think remarks like that play a huge part in the Swede’s glow-up: the confidence that comes from knowing the woman he loves finds him so sexy
When Jackie poisons the British in 2x08
I love Nat’s delivery on, “I ate poison?! Am I going to die?”
“Ah, you best believe everybody is poison-trained in this household.” What an icon! I adore her
Hee, the Swede looking around all bewildered, asking, “We are?”, and Jackie reassuring him, “Yeah, baby”
When the Revenge leaves at the end of 2x08
The image of them cozied up together at the beakhead is great, with Jackie’s arm over the Swede’s shoulders while she smokes a cigar
“I like the sound of that!” “Of course you do, sugarballs.” Oh my god, lmaooooo!