Uh.... ok, so I watched episode 5 and.
hmm. Did... didn't they used to have like, plot and characterisation in this show, like, measured out in some decent proportions? What is even happening here?
If you haven't spent the past 2 years reading up on book canon via wiki articles and tumblr arguments, is any of this episode going to make sense?
I feel bad for all the actors, honestly. It's such weird material to work with.
Anyway, so Sam Barclay is back because... Gabriella is now a music producer? And Lestat doesn't like him because of the whole, you know, lynching thing that Lestat also did, but they are all going to make a song about Claudia together? Which Sam will crack a half-hearted expression of sadness about? Euugh.
Meanwhile, Jacob is knocking it the fuck out of the park with his scenes with Regina. And, for that matter even with Lestat. Somehow he has managed to carry over the fact that he used to habitually talk to dream Lestat, into the explanation for why he's not talking to fake Claudia, and through his body language and face maintain that continuum of a person who grasps at supernatural straws because all his life he has been surrounded by the possibility. Paul heard voices too, remember?
Also a giant fuck you to everyone going around sneering and smearing Louis--Regina clearly had her head on her shoulders and had enough agency to go for that bag. Good for her.
Meanwhile Lestat sitting there whining about Louis not calling him when he got shot... like, does this baby ever stop crying?
And look, I'm sorry, I'm SORRY, but I got more romance and zing from Louis describing his relationship with Lemuel than I did from all of Eric's overacted shock at being Armand and Louis' stalking toy. Is it because Bogo can't sell it, or just because the tell don't show was taken to ridiculous measures? Who can say. (I am grinning wildly at the idea of Armand and Louis having hot kinky sex after discussing the latest failures of Daniel P Esquire.) (Also this then means that when Real Rashid was snickering up his sleeve at Dan showing up in Dubai, he ALSO knew that he was a vamp chew toy. Hee hee.)
Marius seems really silly and overwrought, and I don't know why you'd direct a character that is supposed to be patrician like that. The whole info dump on vampires and Amel and Akasha was gobbledy gook and Lestat teaching himself to be a musical savant was...
Yeah, I mean, the whole white supremacy of Akasha picking out Lestat from all the vampires in all the world to be the specialist little boy is pretty disgusting, no? Especially when we get her acting like a hysterical madwoman who has to be subdued by the white Roman, and the whole plot is going to end up in Lestat working to kill her.
(And once again, a terrible wig on a woman, and making Sheila Atim play frail and feminine sure is a... choice.)
Meanwhile little murder gremlin is cleaning up the litter of bandmates that Lestat and Gabriella clearly don't care about. How public spirited of him.
aaaanyway, this season reminds me of those weird jelly salad things from 1960s American cookbooks: wobbly, lurid and with nothing remotely appetising to it.